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thatsthat24:

thatsthat24:

Hello. I’m Ron Swanson, and you are watching The Disney Channel.

They have told me to use this light stick to draw a mouse’s ears, but that is ridiculous. Here is how to recane a chair.

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dimitrajoy:

i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like

did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why

 antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this

tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and

even fucking george clooney wtf

steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still

salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow 

elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”

sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos

alan cumming is the only one i can understand 

Remember this is in the same universe as the machete movies

THIS IS ABSURD SPY KIDS IS THE BEST MOVIE TRILOGY EVER MADE AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS DEFAMATION. THEY MADE SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL TOGETHER. THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING. 

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blackqill:

‘get a man who can do both’ men can do neither

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